Bill Engvall

Bill is known for his classic, “Here’s Your Sign” routine, in which Engvall proposes that people who ask stupid questions should have to wear signs that say they’re stupid, gets a few new installments on his best selling CD, Dorkfish. “Even I’m not immune to it,” he says. “I came out of the mall the other day and a guy’s parked right next to me. He’s standing there with a coat hanger in his window and I could not stop myself. I said, ‘Did you lock your keys in your car?’ He goes, “No, just washed it, gonna hang it up to dry.’ Here’s your sign!”

Showing all 10 results