Henny Youngman was a comedian and violinist famous for one-liners, short, simple jokes usually delivered rapid-fire, occasionally with interludes of violin playing. His best-known one-liner is Take my wife, please! A typical stage performance by Youngman lasted only about fifteen to twenty minutes, but contained literally dozens of jokes. This collection of his classic one-liners has been unavailable for over 10 years. An additional 20 minutes of very funny previously unreleased outtakes have been added to the original 34-minute album. Even if you dont have a funny bone in your body, you cant help but laugh at Henny Youngmans jokes. Track Listing: 1 Introduction and the Dressing Room 2 Hollywood 3 Doctor, Doctor 4 My Polish and Italian Friends 5 What, No Jewish Jokes? 6 Golf and Football 7 Room Service 8 Panhandlers and the Ponies 9 The Stuttering Jeweler 10 Introduction and How to Be a Comedian 11 Take My Wife, Please! 12 Family Favorites 13 Drunks and Trains 14 Up, Up in the Bleachers 15 Shopping With Bricks 16 Shes on the Roof 17 Florida Sunshine 18 Crooks 19 The Jewish Hit Parade and My Violin Favorites Bonus Tracks (Take my outtakes … PLEASE!): 20 Pre-Tape Warm-Up 21 What I Do For Laughs 22 Is This Any Good?